Good girl, Bad girl

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Over the weekend I did six loads of laundry. I wanted to be green so bought clothesline and line-dried everything. The laundry smelled good, and all was crisp and wrinkle-free.

I was very proud of myself. I saved a lot of electricity. What a good thing I did for the planet.

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Yesterday, some guy merged into my lane and kept driving in my lane next to me for, like, a hundred feet. So I accelerated my fast car and re-claimed my turf.

I wasted a ton of gas in the process. The fuel meter goes down a whole bar every time I do that. What a horrible thing I did for the planet.

Good thing I hung up all that laundry.